• 25 Studly Pictures of Hover Hand

    25 Studly Pictures of Hover Hand

    Theres a ton of people on the internet that suggest that the hover hand is an instant virgin detector.  Well, let me tell you something.  Not everything on the internet is true.  There are people that misappropriate information on the internet for nefarious reasons. 

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  • 14 Different Ways to Visualize 1,000 dollars

    14 Different Ways to Visualize 1,000 dollars

    Sometimes when we look at government statistics, we learn that the United States government is trillions of dollars in debt.  But the number 1 trillion is a little too much for our feeble minds to handle.  So lets break this money down into increments of 1,000 dollars and visualize it. 

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  • 9 Reasons I hate buzzfeed

    9 Reasons I hate buzzfeed

    I hate Buzzfeed because it’s a profit serving entity that simultaneously dumbs down our population through cheap viral blogging while at same time exploiting profits at the expense of its contributors.  This further exacerbates the sad decline of journalism. It used to be journalists had enough integrity...

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  • Noah leads his two sons on a quest through the continent to find Methuselah

    Noah: The 130 million dollar sequel to Troll 2.

    Hint: Go see Troll 2 and save yourself 10 dollars.   Both are the same story, except one cost 130 million dollars to make.

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    Here is the Fix to CNN’s MX 370 Flight Coverage

    Are there other Americans that are upset with CNN’s coverage of Malaysian Flight 370? Because I am, and dammit, it’s a 24 hours news cycle.

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  • With herpes

    3 Passive Aggressive Herpes Life Hacks You Should Know

    Like food stamps, genital herpes no longer bears the stigma it once had during your parent’s generation. 

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  • 50 years of Mustang

    50 years of Mustang

      When the 1964 and a half mustang came out, people were like, “whoa!”.  What a pretty car!  Since then, each year engineers and government officials have played a meta game of crash testing, fuel economy, and economic equilibrium to slightly alter the mustang in appearance and design...

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  • Thanks 1990′s era Celebrities and Pundits.  You’re Asshats.

    Thanks 1990′s era Celebrities and Pundits. You’re Asshats.

    Thanks to celebrities and pundits who are able to voice their opinions loudly over the rest of the internet, government investigators have been effectively able to use their advice to eradicate measles and determine the fate of Malaysia Flight 370.

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    Why Costco Doesn’t Sell Thongs

    The Costco ethos is all about more for less, but when it comes to the human body, we tend to appreciate and pay more for less, instead of less for more. An examination of hooker prices over the last 50 years overwhelmingly supports this thesis. 

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