-
Bioluminescent Phytoplankton
It must suck being this fabulous but having to live with all the slimy sea creatures
-
Is there anything more spectacular than the inside of a burning building?
If there is, we’re not going to find out: That’s dangerous
-
Is Michael Jackson Hidden in New Daft Punk Song?
If they make a robot Michael Jackson it would fit in with the band… Yes, this must be done immediately
-
Could Anything More Possibly Go Wrong with This Newscast?
It’s hard to pack this much fail entertainment into thirty seconds of news
-
Is Ryan Lochte the Worst TV Star, Ever?
It means something when news reporters decide to skip the news just to rip on their own guest for five minutes
-
Microwave Explodes Spectacularly
There’s no piece of safety equipment that will protect you from a microwave traveling at the speed of sound
-
Crazy Sinkhole Swallows Cars in Chicago
It’s like the Earth is a toilet for your crappy car
-
Driving in Russia Now Requires Kicking Drunks off the Highway
Highway patrol now double as bouncers, apparently
-
Is This the Best Wraparound Goal, Ever?
We’d be the dick ref who calls high sticking on this
-
The Freshest Footwear for Summer 2013?
The freshest footwear for Summer 2013? Bapes, white Air Force Ones and Jordan CP3′s. But here’s why:
