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Bioluminescent Phytoplankton
It must suck being this fabulous but having to live with all the slimy sea creatures
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Is there anything more spectacular than the inside of a burning building?
If there is, we’re not going to find out: That’s dangerous
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Is Michael Jackson Hidden in New Daft Punk Song?
If they make a robot Michael Jackson it would fit in with the band… Yes, this must be done immediately
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Could Anything More Possibly Go Wrong with This Newscast?
It’s hard to pack this much fail entertainment into thirty seconds of news
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Is Ryan Lochte the Worst TV Star, Ever?
It means something when news reporters decide to skip the news just to rip on their own guest for five minutes
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Microwave Explodes Spectacularly
There’s no piece of safety equipment that will protect you from a microwave traveling at the speed of sound
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Crazy Sinkhole Swallows Cars in Chicago
It’s like the Earth is a toilet for your crappy car
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Driving in Russia Now Requires Kicking Drunks off the Highway
Highway patrol now double as bouncers, apparently
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Is This the Best Wraparound Goal, Ever?
We’d be the dick ref who calls high sticking on this
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The Freshest Footwear for Summer 2013?
The freshest footwear for Summer 2013? Bapes, white Air Force Ones and Jordan CP3′s. But here’s why:









