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10 Hysterical Greeting Cards To Give This Easter
The worst part of any holiday is the giving of greeting cards. It’s not that people don’t want to tell others how much they mean but more the fact the typical greeting cards suck. If you’re funny, and you’re a writer, you’re probably not working for the Hallmark people....
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This Is The Proper Way To Get Your Butt Kicked
First, don’t bring a belt to an SUV full of angry dudes fight. Second, make SURE your friends have your back. Last, just know in advance you’re about to lose so badly. Just like this guy. Compare butt kickings with others on the EgoTV Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter. Links SI Swimsuit...
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50 Facts About Bill Murray
One of the first alumni of Saturday Night Live to successfully make the leap from the small screen to the silverscreen, Bill Murray is widely considered one of the most talented comedic actors of his generation. Online Schools has pulled together some things you probably didn’t know about Bill Murray,...
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Stupid Store Receipts, Volleyball Girls and Things Made From Hair
Buying odd things at a store is something we all do. Scanning them online for the world to laugh at is something none of us should do. Check out hilarious store receipts that make you look dumb.. Compare receipts with others on the EgoTV Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter. Links: Today’s...
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A Gallery Of Celebrities Smoking
On this date in 1921, Iowa became the first state to impose a cigarette tax. Cigarettes have become an expensive luxury for the common folk. Luckily our favorite celebs can still afford them and look cool doing it. Eh, maybe they don’t look cool, but some of them do look surprised to get caught...
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5 Reasons Donald Trump Would Make A Terrible President
Donald Trump won’t run for President because even he doesn’t want the job. It’s a thankless gig with few selling points. He is just doing all this to get more people to pay attention to his show Celebrity Apprentice. The Donald wants to be a celebrity more than a political star. This...
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Ryan Seacrest Tops The Hollywood Reporter’s Reality Power List
Ryan Seacrest was named the most powerful reality show producer by The Hollywood Reporter. This means that not only is there another meaningless list out in the world but there is now a handy, dandy cheat sheet of all the people who are to blame for such crappy television. According to The Hollywood...
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A Gallery Dedicated To The Late Kurt Cobain
Seventeen years ago today, Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain was found dead in Seattle at age 27 of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. It seems like it happened just yesterday. While I wasn’t a massive Nirvana fan, I still appreciated their music, and felt terrible that such a talented guy would have...
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Teaching An Old Dog New Tricks
Jesus Christ will you please do this for me? I feed you, shelter you, and speaking of shelter do you remember where you lived before you ended up here? Yes, rhymes with helter and sounds just like shelter and I’m glad you’re an animal because that was an embarrassing thing to say out loud...
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Dumb Breakfast Ideas, Scary Couples and John Mayer Lyrics
Breakfast! It’s the most important meal of the day, or so I keep hearing from the same kind of people who say dumb things like “the crust is the best part of the bread” and “do what you love and the money will follow.”Here are 5 dumb things to eat for breakfast. For a complete...
