Writer's Profile: Billy D

Billy grew up outside New York City and attended the University of Virginia, where he majored in Music and English. Since then, he's worked as a script reader, film editor, film crew member, and as a writer for several websites, including Examiner.com and environmental website The Mother Nature Network. Billy is also a filmmaker and a screenwriter. His short film "Superglue" was on the film festival circuit last year and received distribution through Ouat! media. He likes to play golf and fantasy baseball, at which he won three hundred dollars last year. He thinks "The Prestige" is the most underrated movie of the decade, has seen the entire Sopranos series three times, and loves dogs.

What Scares You More: The Guy on the Quaker Oats Box or the Weird ‘Six Flags’ Dude?

What Scares You More: The Guy on the Quaker Oats Box or the Weird ‘Six Flags’ Dude?

May 27, 2010 at 6:43 am

Okay, you’re sitting there, hungry, wanting breakfast. You have the hankering for some hardy oatmeal. You open your cabinet, reach for the box and….

AGGGHHHH!!! It’s the Quaker Oats Guy!!!! That rosy-cheeked old dude who looks like a cross in between Ben Franklin and the Zodiac Killer. I mean, why can’t Quaker Oatmeal at least come [...]


A Look Through Ichiro’s Amazing Career

A Look Through Ichiro’s Amazing Career

May 26, 2010 at 6:00 am

Picture this. You’re 5′9, 124 pounds, and you were born in Kasugai, Japan. What do you think are your chances for being a star in the major leagues? How about one of the greatest players of all-time? That’s right. All-time.

Well, that’s exactly what Ichiro Suzuki has done. The diminutive freak of nature is such a [...]


Let’s Put It to Rest: Beatles or Rolling Stones?

Let’s Put It to Rest: Beatles or Rolling Stones?

May 18, 2010 at 8:15 am

We’ve tackled Marvel vs DC comics and we’ve tackled Star Wars vs. Godfather. Now, we here at EGOtv take on a question as old as Rock n’ Roll. Who’s the best rock band of all time: The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? Lennon/McCartney or Jagger/Richards? Longevity, or that magical short-lived yet prolific crazy decade of the [...]


If You Had the Ability to See the Future and You Were a Douchebag, What Would You Do?

If You Had the Ability to See the Future and You Were a Douchebag, What Would You Do?

May 12, 2010 at 6:51 am

Marty Beck was poor. His financial troubles made it difficult for him to, let’s say, get ahead? Okay, he hadn’t so much as come within a mile of getting laid in a long, long time. Instead of looking for jobs, by day he would snorkel in the Central Park wishing well fountain, fishing for mounds [...]


What Baseball Will Be Like in 25 Years

What Baseball Will Be Like in 25 Years

May 11, 2010 at 6:00 am

As Americans, we have a hard time tampering with something as “sacred” as the national pastime. Yet in the past sixty years, we’ve seen integration, free agency, expansion teams, realignment and adding of divisions, labor strikes, interleague play, and Barry Bonds, the sport’s all-time home run king,  dressed in drag. If you were watching any [...]


What Scares You More: Being a Police Officer in Southern Arizona or Facing Rangers’ Pitcher Neftali Feliz?

What Scares You More: Being a Police Officer in Southern Arizona or Facing Rangers’ Pitcher Neftali Feliz?

April 29, 2010 at 6:00 am

As many of you know, the state of Arizona just passed a new law, whereby if a police officer has “reason” to believe your actions indicate that you may be an illegal immigrant, they can ask you for your citizenship papers, haul you into jail, and then, if you are, in fact, an illegal immigrant, [...]


Hot Links 4-28-10

Hot Links 4-28-10

April 28, 2010 at 11:30 am

1. Sexy Brunette Model
2. Poker Star Vanessa Russo
3. How To Throw A Keg Party
4. A Curb Your Enthusiasm Porn Trailer
5. Estate of the Day: $40 million home on Broad Beach
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7. Girl on Girl: Kimbyr Leigha


Hot Links 4-27-10

Hot Links 4-27-10

April 27, 2010 at 11:00 am

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6. A Brilliant Nikon Camera Ad
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Hot Links 4-26-10

Hot Links 4-26-10

April 26, 2010 at 11:00 am

1. Tips to Getting a Second Date
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3. How To Start Your Business Out of Your Home
4. 20 Fantastic GIFs
5. District 10 Coming?
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Who Would You Rather… If You Were Jack Donaghy?

Who Would You Rather… If You Were Jack Donaghy?

April 26, 2010 at 6:35 am

A current storyline in the current season of 30 ROCK is executive Jack Donaghy’s conundrum: the decision of whom to have regular sex with. He knows that he can’t have them both, but this doesn’t  prevent him from delaying the decision for as long as humanly possible. Indeed, who could choose between your long-lost love [...]


Hot Links 4-23-10

Hot Links 4-23-10

April 23, 2010 at 11:00 am

1. Things You’ll Do On Spring Break
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3. Brooke Banx Causes A Ruckus
4. Video Games that Make You Smarter
5. 25 Examples of Unintentional Porn
6. A Teabagger’s Analysis of the New $100 Bill
7. 8 Bands Worthy of a 3-D Concert Film
8. Marta Dabrowski


Hot Links 4-22-10

Hot Links 4-22-10

April 22, 2010 at 11:30 am

1. 13 Workouts that Don’t Require a Gym
2. 7 Celebs Who Are Fashionably Insane
3. 9 Sexiest Secretaries
4. 7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass
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7. A Really Drunk Dude At Coachella


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