11-Year-Old Gives Birth On Her Wedding Day
November 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm by billy -
Roman Polanski, eat your heart out.
In Bulgaria… where a significant portion of girls actually do marry between 14 and 17, a girl named Kordeza Zhelyazkova, 11, was set to marry her boyfriend, Jeliazko Dimitrov, 19, when she went in to labor. That’s right… 11. Their romance involved him saving her from bullies on the playground. [...]
Megan Fox Lifts Her Leg Over Her Head In Her Underwear
November 20, 2009 at 5:00 pm by billy -
You might have caught the extended (no pun intended) New York Times Magazine expose` on Megan Fox this past week. If you didn’t, well, then you’re obviously not interested enough…. so here are some of the outtakes from the photo shoot! Thanks for puttin’ these out on your website, Megan!
In the NYT piece, Megan said [...]
Woops! Claire Danes’ See-Through Dress (pics)
November 20, 2009 at 10:00 am by billy -
Recently-married Claire Danes was out strutting her stuff at the premiere of her new movie “Me & Orson Welles” in London on Wednesday night…. and maybe more so than she’d anticipated. Sure, a high-cut black dress should be safe, right?… Right? Hmmm…:
The film, which may or may not show more (haven’t seen it, though it [...]
Dock Ellis’ Acid-Fueled No-Hitter, Recounted… In A Cartoon
November 16, 2009 at 10:00 am by billy -
June 12, 1970…
Dock Ellis, Pittsburgh Pirates ace pitcher, woke up in Los Angeles, at his childhood friend Al Rambo’s girlfriends’ house. He then took some acid.
No matter. The team had the day off, and he wasn’t scheduled to pitch till the next day.
Or so he thought.
“Hey,” his friend’s girlfriend shouted, after looking at the paper. [...]
The Dumbest Facebook Quizzes Ever
November 15, 2009 at 10:00 am by billy -
What could be a bigger waste of time than Facebook games? What? Writing an article on Facebook games? Shut up. This is my job.
Sure, some Facebook games can teach us profound life lessons, like, what type of shoe are you? However, most Facebook quizzes are perhaps the biggest time-wasters and pointless activities on earth. And [...]
Dwayne Wade’s Ri-Donculous Dunk!
November 15, 2009 at 4:00 am by billy -
WOW!
WADE WITH THE FACIAL!
YOU JUST GOT PLAYED, SON!
IN YO’ FACE, LEBRON!
These are some of the things that went through my head when I watched this ridiculous dunk by Dwayne Wade over Anderson Varejao… AND the foul! It was doubly awesome because it came right after the rebound that came after Lebron James tried unsuccessfully to [...]
Novelty Bras from Japan
November 14, 2009 at 3:00 am by billy -
It’s that time of year. You know, when Japanese brassier company Triumph unveils their novelty bras? Over the past few years, they’ve thought of everything: putt-putt bras, solar-paneled bras, grocery-bag bras, baseball bras… what will they think of next?
Each year, the company makes two new novelty bras. Fortunately, The Huffington Post has done us a [...]
Hot Girls on Pool Tables!
November 13, 2009 at 8:00 am by billy -
It’s as old as time. And true as the earth. Take a hot girl, put her on a pool table, and you get something truly fantastic. It’s like, chocolate and peanut butter, strawberries and whipped cream, Lennon and McCartney…
Fortunately, our friends at Uncoached also have a taste for this finest of things in life, and [...]
Bizarre “Missed Connections” Posts on Craigslist
November 12, 2009 at 6:03 pm by billy -
Ahhh, missed connections. The place where the lonely, bashful, and sexually addicted go to post random messages, with the hopes that that supermodel they passed in traffic was so taken with them that they’re currently patrolling the internet, hoping to reclaim that magical moment and get it on with their desperate ass.
But whatever, perhaps missed [...]
Ambiguous Film Endings Resolved!
November 12, 2009 at 5:00 am by billy -
Are you uncomfortable with ambiguity? Not like thinking for yourself? Do you need to have everything tied up at the end of every story, and be told exactly what things meant and what the exact message was?
Well screw you. I don’t care if you’re the majority of the general public, you’re responsible for all the [...]
