12 Bizarre New Year’s Resolutions On Twitter
As with MOST resolutions out there, these weird New Year’s resolutions already had a tiny chance of success the moment that they were made. Just check out these resolutions from the recently concluded year of 2014 and remind us to thank Twitter for making these visible for our entertainment!
#NewYearsResolution ..stop procrastinating ????
— Ron (@lazyronstudios) December 26, 2014
#NewYearsResolution Eat less bacon EDIT: Less is more so “Eat more bacon”
— Jake from State Farm (@iGrowBeard) December 29, 2014
#NewYearsResolution not speaking on it, just doing it ????
— L O A D I N G…. (@TwatchThisWiWi) December 29, 2014
#NewYearsResolution Fight crime by teaching owls to shout “crime” at anyone breaking the law.
— Rachel Handley (@flergh) December 29, 2014
#NewYearsResolution I will wear the same bikini in all my selfies
— Joel Marsh Garland (@joelmgarland) December 31, 2014
#NewYearsResolution Increase my relationship status from Forever Alone to Slightly Desperate.
— Ink (@Ink184) December 31, 2014
#NewYearsResolution learn the difference between ‘effect’ and ‘affect’. Learn how to clone Nutella. Buy a boat. Preferably inflatable.
— Jordie (@BarstoolJordie) December 31, 2014
#NewYearsResolution learn how to twerk.
— Hafa Adai ?? (@LuisJavin) December 31, 2014
#NewYearsResolution stay in drugs and don’t do school
— Dale (@mattdale95) December 31, 2014
My #NewYearsResolution is to make an actual resolution sometime before next September. I’ll have to set a reminder on my calendar.
— Jossy D (@JossyD13) December 31, 2014
This year Im going to be taller! #NewYearsResolution
— Matt (@TheBookOfMatt_) December 31, 2014
— Carlos Quintanilla (@krliteaux) December 29, 2014Speak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!