Top 5 Reasons It’s Time To Dump Your Fake Online Girlfriend

    January 18, 2013 at 4:14 am

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    1. Tired of MTV camera crews showing up at your house trying to document your pathetic pain

    2. Fake online girlfriend to distracting from 24/7 Starcraft sessions

    3. Computer virus prevents her from cybering

    4. Just realized that over half of your “real” friends you brag to about your fake online girlfriend are just fake Facebook profiles.

    5. Parents found out you’re gay

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