Top 5 Energy Drinks We’d Actually Buy

    January 4, 2013 at 6:33 am

    Energy Drinks

    1. 5-Hour Erection Energy drink

    2. Defibrillator Energy Drink

    3. Fall Unconscious Immediately Anti-Energy Drink

    4. Coffee That Doesn’t Taste Like Ass Energy Drink

    5. Liquid Earplugs Energy Drink

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