6 Things on the Internet That are Pissing Me Off This Week

 
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    January 3, 2013 at 10:45 am

    There are too many things on the Internet that are pissing me off this week to choose from, so here are just six of a billion things on the internet that are pissing me off this week.

    Hilary Clinton’s Blood Clot


    I was at the emergency vet for, like, an hour on New Year’s Eve and this is the only thing the news was talking about. This isn’t even news, it’s one of the things that is pissing me off tis week. It’s beyond the ‘Is she too old-and-dying to be president?’ The discussion has morphed into doltish repetition; she had a blood clot. Is she going to be okay? Here she was when she had the blood clot. This is the hospital she went to. They say she will probably be okay.

    …But will she? WILL SHE BE OKAY? We don’t want no dying president. Did you know she had a blood clot?

     

    Michele Obama Painting Her Toenails Yellow

    This is even less news than Hilary Clinton’s stupid blood clot. Even worse than the 600 word article about Michele Obama’s choice of nail polish is knowing that there are women in America who actually care about this.

     

    John Boehner’s Name


    Boner, boner, BONER BONER BONER!!!

     

    Everyone’s “sum up 2012 in a Facebook post and say something optimistic about 2013″ Facebook posts are pissing me off this week!


    We all know it’s 2013, thanks.

     

    Kim Kardashian Pregnant by Kanye


    Great; the world really needs more stupid ugly people with enough money to buy a few hundred overseas factories full of child slaves.

    The ‘Outrage’ Caused by Kathy Griffin’s ‘Oral Sex Simulation’


    Her head was only in the peen arena for a few seconds; she didn’t really have time to simulate anything. It was clearly a joke. Snooki, who is now a mother, flashing her puss all over the world and on national television, was not a joke. But that’s somehow less offensive…why? Because more Americans can relate to her? Because she’s easier to hate? Because she’s unintentionally funnier? All of the above?

     
     
     
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