Our Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions

 
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    January 2, 2013 at 5:59 am

    1. To stop streaking through our city hall meetings. Come to think of it, this was less of our New Year’s resolution, and more of a court order.

    2. To start most days by jogging, and not by prying ourselves up off a subway platform floor is another important one of our top 5 New Year’s resolutions

    3. To finally find that file where we wrote down our 2011 New Year’s resolutions

    4. One of our top 5 New Year’s resolutions is to live forever

    5. Our top New Year’s resolution is to change every single thing about ourselves

     
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