Top Five Types of People Who Hate New Year’s Eve

 
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    December 31, 2012 at 4:07 am

    New Years Eve

    1. All of the seasonal elf employment Santa Claus just laid off are people that hate New Year’s Eve

    2. Emergency room technicians working in the “stupid injury ward” are people that hate New Year’s Eve

    3. Street sweepers with a fear of vomit hate New Year’s Eve

    4. Neo-Mayans are a type of people that hate New Year’s Eve

    5. The children of alcoholics hate New Year’s Eve

     
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