Top 5 Ways an Alien Earth Could Be Different

 
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    December 28, 2012 at 5:40 am

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    1. An alien Earth could be different because aliens could be picking up Earth TV signals, and therefore want to attack every Earthling that comes near 

    2. An alien Earth could be different because its citizens will obviously have spent zero money on space exploration, so they probably have really big army budgets

    3. An alien Earth will be different because it could have a carbon monoxide atmosphere, so every breath is like smoking a pack

    4. An alien Earth could be different because, having never seen the American media, its citizens will have no idea how to behave

    5. An alien Earth could be different  because alien astronauts could have colonized it before coming to Earth, so its citizens have evolved to be even more fat and lazy

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