Top 5 Ways To Stay Warm without Power in a Northeast Snowstorm

 
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    December 27, 2012 at 6:31 am

    Noreaster

    1. A good way to stay warm without power in a Northeast Snowstorm is to find a circle of people who are smoking and stand in the middle

    2. Getting into a shoving-match with a cross-state sports fan will keep you warm without power in a Northeast snowstorm

    3. Burning Christmas trees will keep you warm without power in a Northeast snowstorm

    4. Living in your car is a good way to stay warm without power in a Northeast snowstorm, just don’t try to drive it or you’ll probably crash

    5. To stay warm without power in a Northeast snowstorm, just make sure to travel in crowded areas, like stuck in a powerless subway car

     
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