Top 5 Potentially Dangerous Ingredients in Gatorade

    December 14, 2012 at 7:52 am

    Gatorade Petition

    1. “Fierce Melon” contains cantelopes on PCP, which is a potentially dangerous ingredient in gatorade

    2. “Frost Glacier” Gatorade made from ingredients including polar icecaps

    3. “Lime Rain” Gatorade made from the soured tears of Gatorade sweatshop orphans

    4. “Cran-Rasberry A.M.” Gatorade  is really just non-alcoholic 4Loko

    5. “Strawberry Ice” Gatorade becomes smokeable in a crack pipe if you freeze it

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