• by Evan Hoovler
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December 10, 2012 at 6:06 am

1. Smuggle the stolen F-16 engines into Canada and sell the stolen F-16 engines as relics from the future

2. Make a VW bug that can always outrun the police

3. Smuggle illegal immigrants on the top of a hanglider

4. Make a lawnmower that can cut down the rainforest

5. Finally win the international thieves paper-airplane throwing competition by strapping the engine onto a tree

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