Top 5 Things Thieves Can Do with Stolen F-16 Engines

 
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    December 10, 2012 at 6:06 am

    F-16

    1. Smuggle the stolen F-16 engines into Canada and sell the stolen F-16 engines as relics from the future

    2. Make a VW bug that can always outrun the police

    3. Smuggle illegal immigrants on the top of a hanglider

    4. Make a lawnmower that can cut down the rainforest

    5. Finally win the international thieves paper-airplane throwing competition by strapping the engine onto a tree

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