Top 5 Ways NFL Football Will Evolve If a Rule Change Eliminates Kickoffs

 
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    December 7, 2012 at 7:26 am

     

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    1. NFL goes bankrupt because it no longer gets a five-minute commercial break every time someone scores, this is the top way NFL Football will evolve if a rule change eliminates kickoffs

    2. Kickers unionize and insist on keeping ridiculous extra point play if a NFL rule change eliminates kickoffs

    3. Coaches will have to find a different way to punish rookies besides making them return kickoffs

    4. No more funny highlights of flailing kickers trying to tackle

    5. Players have to get creative to find easy ways to get really injured

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