Top 5 Pet Peeves of Santa Claus

 
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    December 5, 2012 at 8:03 am

     

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    1. Plates of cookies are a death warrant to an old man with rampant diabetes is a top pet peeve of Santa Claus

    2. Always loses a few reindeer flying over Texas during hunting season is another top pet peeve of Santa Claus

    3. One top pet peeve of Santa Claus is getting sued by Coach after his elves make a bunch of knock-offs

    4. Jerks who own chimneys never think to leave their door unlocked, yet another pet peeve of Santa Claus

    5. Always getting complaints that he gives rich kids more toys

     
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