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November 28, 2012 at 5:54 am

1. New borrowing system allows you to take out loans from future descendants

2. Golden parachutes, because if the metaphor works, go with it

3. In an attempt to create a solid fiscal climate, will attempt to relocate Bollywood

4. “Breaking Bad” inspired public school curriculum where students learn to manufacture own pharmaceuticals

5. New plan to discover alien life, then boost the economy by going to war with it

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