Top 5 Reasons Superman Stopped Wearing Underwear Outside His Pants

 
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    November 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm

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    1. Superman stopped wearing underwear outside his pants because he finally found an adult diaper that came with “super-strength”

    2. Superman stopped wearing underwear outside his pants because he is no longer hastily changing in phone booths

    3. Superman stopped wearing underwear outside his pants because he got sued by Quailman

    4. Superman stopped wearing underwear outside his pants because his secret identity was kind of a giveway whenever he had drycleaner wash a dozen pairs of red briefs

    5. Superman stopped wearing underwear outside his pants because having his red cape match his red underwear just seemed excessively flamboyant

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