Top 5 Ways America Will Change Now That Hostess Is Bankrupt

    November 19, 2012 at 7:38 am


    Hostess Twinkies

    1. The U.S. will get a little less fat, but a little more jobless

    2. Finally, the military can get hold of that mind-bending cream filling technology

    3. People stockpile Twinkies, believing they will last forever, then get mind-bogglingly sick a month or two, later

    4. We’re going to have to find something to replace our all Ho-Ho diet

    5. People will learn that going out of business right after marijuana is legalized in two states was a horrible business decision


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