Top 5 Ways America Will Change Now That Hostess Is Bankrupt
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1. The U.S. will get a little less fat, but a little more jobless
2. Finally, the military can get hold of that mind-bending cream filling technology
3. People stockpile Twinkies, believing they will last forever, then get mind-bogglingly sick a month or two, later
4. We’re going to have to find something to replace our all Ho-Ho diet
5. People will learn that going out of business right after marijuana is legalized in two states was a horrible business decision



