Top 5 Surprising Benefits of Swallowing 200 Diamonds

 
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    November 16, 2012 at 6:02 am

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    1. Women don’t mind if you throw up on them

    2. Your poop comes out looking like a Faberge Easter Egg

    3. Your diamond-studded gullet becomes a secret weapon in hot-dog eating contests

    4. If someone tries to reach inside your chest and rip your heart out while it’s still beating, they’ll get a painful surprise

    5. Organ thieves will get distracted and leave your kidneys in place

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