Top 5 Reasons Using a Holiday Inn Express as a Prison Is a Bad Idea

    November 14, 2012 at 6:14 am

    holiday inn express

    1. Serving their continental breakfast constitutes an additional human rights violation

    2. The place gets raided by police like twice a day

    3. Most rooms have weapons stashed by previous occupants

    4. The paper thin walls are no match for one of those enormously heavy chairs

    5. You can post two armed guards outside, but the maids are still going to misunderstand and open the door to see if anyone needs towels

    Full story, here

    About the Author
    Hi! I'm editor-and-chief of EgoTV. It is my main goal in life to ease the pain of your workday with humor. If you found this article entertaining, please share it. I'm always checking our Facebook page for reader input, so if you have some go here:
    Speak Your Mind
    Tell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!