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November 13, 2012 at 9:15 am

1. Was paid in courtside tickets, but wasn’t told he would be using those tickets as head coach
2. Told him he could slap Kobe Bryant twice each season

3. Promised him he could also be head coach of the Laker Girls

4. Was promised enough competent players to run a triangle offense

5. Said he wouldn’t need firearms access to get into Staples Center

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