Top 5 Ways Obama Can Quickly overcome the Fiscal Cliff
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1. Medicare becomes a protected religious institution, as it is already mostly faith-based 2. Hospitals now sell pot (instead of morphine)
3. The U.S. declares bankruptcy and refounds itself as “The 50 Divided States under Canada”
4. War with Russia. Their economy needs it, too, so it’s a win-win
5. Cyborg servants made of old people
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