• by Evan Hoovler
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November 6, 2012 at 7:25 am

1. When the person who used the booth before you asks if you have any toilet paper

2. Bumping into your boss, whom you specifically told that you were an illegal immigrant

3. Realizing you are too drunk to remember who bought your vote

4. Some guy hitting on you by mentioning that he supports the candidate whose health care plan best covers an enormous penis

5. When the poll employee asks if you want to buy a framed photo of you voting

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