Top 5 Post-Halloween Regrets
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1. Going to a party dressed as Hurricane Sandy2. Eating 5 pounds of Laffy Taffy which we could have donated to the homeless
3. Letting that guy dressed as Mitt Romney drive home because “there’s no way Mitt Romney can be drunk”
4. Using gin instead of water in the bucket for apple-bobbing
5. Putting own phone number into the trick-or-treat bags of children of hot moms

