Hey Nostalgia Buffs – The 1990s Really Weren’t Very Good (20 Pics)
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Sure, the 1990s had cool stuff like Pop Rocks and an ozone layer, but most of it was a godawful wasteland of horrible fashion and sophomoric technology.So, strap on your flip-up goggles and get ready for a rad adventure through why the 1990 should, like, totally stay finished:
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- The Soul Patch Was Actually a Popular Hairstyle
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- The Internet Was Ridiculously Dumb-Looking
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- Bangs Were Offensively Bad
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- Internet Was So Slow, Watching a Video Took Years
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- There were horribly cheesy sitcoms everywhere
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- Pro Wrestling Was Not-So-Subtly Homoerotic
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- Virtual Pets Simultaneously Introduced Death to Children While Annoying Parents
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- Adults Went Crazy over Beanie Babies for Their “Kids”
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- Doing the Macarena Could Actually Get You Laid
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- Soda Companies Would Actually Add More Artificial Chemicals as an Ad Gimmick
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- The Fashion was so bright, blinking rapidly could give you seizures
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- What Consumers Thought Was Black Fashion Was Actually Just a White Person’s Idea of What Black Fashion Was
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- This Guy Dominated the Rap Charts
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- Pants Were Worn Around the Knees
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- Fanny Packs Made Everyone Look Like a Fanny
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- Lady Hair Plus Mullet Somehow Equaled Sexy Guy
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- Courtney Love Was Starring in Movies
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- Pogs Were an Actual Game
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- Everywhere You Looked Were 5 Annoying White Guys in a Band
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- For Some Ugly Reason, Jeans Were Worn Backwards
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