Top 5 Thoughts We Had about Hurricane Sandy That Made Us Feel Bad about Ourselves
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1. “Dang, this is really affecting my Fantasy Football team! Why me?”
2. “No work? This is better than a snow day!”
3. “This had better not interrupt my plans to watch the L.I. Medium marathon and do nothing!”
4. “You know what was a really bad storm? That one from The Day After Tomorrow“
5. “Are Americans now fat enough to float naturally?”

