Top 5 Jack-o-Lanterns That Would Annoy the Crap out of Us
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1. A pumpkin holding a gun with a bunch of pumpkin goop oozing out of a hole in its head
2. Romney or Obama with carved text that says “Vote for This Guy: He’s on Fire!”
3. A foreclosure notice left on a porch by a bank
4. A pumpkin smoking a cigar backwards
5. A pumpkin eating a human, with a sign that says “meat is murder”


