Top 5 International Topics We Hope Get Covered in Tonight’s Presidential Debate
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1. Who would look better in Muammar Gaddafi’s fabulous seized wardrobe?
2. What happens when Japanese-designed cyborgs demand exile and suffrage?
3. Who would be able to bang Pippa Middleton the fastest
4. Which Arab nation will we invade, next?
5. Best tie color: Red with blue and white stripes or blue with red and white stripes?

