ALERT: Dog Owners – Your Dog Houses Are Hideous and Annoying (25 Photos)
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How would you like it if we toilet papered your house with stupid pastel colors? That’s how your dog feels every night.Or at least we assume so, we can’t really read dog‘s minds ever since we got back on the Prozac. But, if we were dogs we’d be conflicted between wanting to pee on our ugly doghouse and not wanting to mark it as our territory. Here are 25 photos that might turn a few of our readers into cat people:
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- Bought way too many shingles for your dog house? No problem, as long as you have no taste
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- Great for making dogs confess
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- Even The Sims has horrendous dog houses
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- If your doghouse requires a foundation, you have a problem
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- Perfect for two dogs, because then they have something to look at
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- If those dogs pooped in there it would make it look less tacky
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- Nothing screams pretty and princess like a… barn
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- So, is there some sort of dog-operated light switch, or…
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- It’s cool that the dog can stand up inside. This will make destroying this horrible house easier.
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- You have to watch out for stray dogs going there to die
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- You wonder why dogs barf all the time…
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- If a dog mistook this for a fire hydrant, we wouldn’t blame them
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- Columns make great things for dogs to pee on
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- Do they not see the irony of a Hello Kitty house for a dog?
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- Now, your dog can get to higher ground in a flood or snake invasion
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- But it’s not an authentic Starbucks unless there are several dogs hitched outside
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- Why build an archway? Your dog’s just going to hop over it
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- Paris Hilton’s dog house needs extensive gutter work, ironically
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- Sure, you’re hipster enough. But how many people is your dog truly annoying? Not enough.
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- Even the most princess-ey of dogs knows that gold clashes with pink
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- Great if you can’t decide whether or not you want to eat your dog
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- Because your dog won’t be creeped out by the fact that it resembles a mausoleum
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- Really? They installed a window into a chain link fence?
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- If we put a person in there, it would probably violate the Geneva Conventions
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- If anyone will appreciate the renaissance-era tower architecture, it’s your dog
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