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October 16, 2012 at 7:45 am

1. Because everyone wears dark sunglasses, no one will ever suspect you have a hangover
2. You’re sick of being ridiculed for wearing white after Labor Day

3. You find the ability to discern compass directions disconcerting

4. New fad diet requires you to sweat 20 pounds every day

5. You are a professional deodorant model, and ever since the Old Spice guy nabbed all the work you’ve needed to move somewhere with a lot of deodorant commercials

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