• by Evan Hoovler
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October 12, 2012 at 4:14 am

1. Both candidates decided to wear Halloween costume of a normal human being
2. Pre-match brawls don’t break out as much in politics as they do in boxing

3. Neither party has a real plan to address the inevitable clone uprising

4. Red-and-blue ties are about the ugliest thing every shown on television

5. `Dancing with the Stars: Politician Edition’ will never happen

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