Top 5 Tips for Pro Basketball Players (Who Refuse to Fly)

 
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    October 5, 2012 at 6:12 am


    1. Get ready to call in a bunch of fake stadium bomb threats

    2. Always ask autograph-seeking fans if they can give you a ride

    3. Don’t be good enough to get sent to the Olympics (or bad enough to get sent to the Euro Leagues)

    4. Help Reebok develop its upcoming “Teleportation” sneaker

    5. Order a freaking drink and get on the plane, already

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