• by Evan Hoovler
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October 2, 2012 at 7:52 am

1. In public schools, it frequently escalates into gunplay

2. Anorexic teens don’t need another reason to associate food with horror

3. Provokes Gulf War flashbacks in teachers

4. School lunches are known for being rock hard

5. Football stars could get injured, costing schools huge amounts of revenue

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