5 Things NFL Replacement Refs Will Do (Now that the Lockout Has Ended)

 
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    September 27, 2012 at 5:54 am

    1. Sue the NFL for discrimination, because they let go of dozens of blind people at once

    2. Write a tell-all book about the excitement of NFL football plus mafia betting

    3. Finally kick the drugs, now that they don’t have awesome replacement ref money

    4. Stand around Foot Locker, helping customers in the hope they’ll get a job offer

    5. Return to their day jobs as African Zebras

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