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September 26, 2012 at 6:19 am

1. If you get pulled over for drunk driving, usually the cop will be too embarrassed to make you fart in the breathalyzer

2. No one can tell you’re drunk on the job as an NFL replacement ref3. Busy priests can take communion without pausing from their sermons

4. Salt water makes a great mixer

5. Lubrication makes it much easier for your frat brothers to sodomize you

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