Top 5 Reasons James Cameron Wants To Have Chinese Na’vi in Avatar 2
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1. Exciting new plot twist involving China traveling through space to another planet
2. Needs to somehow work in product placement for Panda Express
3. Plot requires at least 1 billion more Na’vi
4. 9-foot creatures are way too tall to look good on camera
5. Entire plot surrounds the search for a rare element called “human rights violationium”
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