• by Evan Hoovler
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September 14, 2012 at 6:19 am

1. Making fun of the Royal Family causes British people to storm the embassies

2. Naked pictures of Prince Harry we published should satisfy our readers for a few more months

3. Most of our readers are American and wouldn’t know who she is

4. It might ruin our chances of getting photos of Kate Upton naked

5. Will forever ruin the fantasy that she has a physique other than that of a 13-year-old boy

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