Top 5 Complaints from Black Market Dealers of Mini-Liquor Bottles

 
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    September 13, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Prosecutors say 15 employees of LSG pilfered bottles of alcohol left over from various American Airlines flights and sold them.

    1. Most of your phone order messages are drunkenly incoherent


    2. Alcoholic housewives always have money, so they never offer to pay with sex

    3. Gunfights with rival dealers always lead to immolation

    4. Cover story that you’re a pilot with a problem never fools cops

    5. Clients always want to try before they buy, but then you end up ferrying them home

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