• by Evan Hoovler
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September 12, 2012 at 6:47 am

1. Japan backs down after seeing China‘s arsenal: Billions of real-looking toy guns

2. Japan develops awesome island-moving technology, like on LOST

3. China’s underage gymnasts fight Japan’s underage collegiates in a surprisingly-even match

4. They simultaneously realize the futility of war (against countries with no oil deposits)

5. Leaders of China and Japan realize the silliness of war over some barren islands, preferably after reading a top 5 list

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