• by Evan Hoovler
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September 10, 2012 at 5:41 am

1. Kept asking players if they “know what the spread is”

2. Sideline refs kept begging fans for spare change

3. Finishing every announced penalty call by promoting their band’s website

4. Not coordinating with the mafia beforehand, which would have prevented them from making blown calls for both teams

5. Constantly asking for autographs

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