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September 6, 2012 at 9:04 am

1. Deducted his wife as a business expense2. Counted all the poor people in Massachusetts as dependents

3. Stiff posture actually due to adamantine skeleton, which allowed him to write himself off as a piece of farming equipment

4. Created offshore tax shelter in Heaven

5. Filled forms out using his own blood, which allowed him to write himself off as a business expense

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