• by Evan Hoovler
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August 31, 2012 at 6:56 am

1. Enough penicillin to cover gaps in his healthcare plan

2. About three tablespoons of the White House Chef’s urine

3. Two doses of Dramamine (for when you drink so much the room starts spinning)

4. A plan for economic stability at the bottom of every sixth glass

5. Joe Biden’s ashes. If you see Joe Biden, it’s just a hologram

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