• by Evan Hoovler
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August 29, 2012 at 6:49 am

1. Put all of your valuables on an inflatable pool floatie

2. Grab a twelve-pack and sit on top of the tallest double-wide in the entire trailer park

3. Move from table-and-chairs to the higher-seated bar stools in the restaurant

4. Dump extra-absorbent tampons everywhere

5. Scuba mask for stealth looting

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