Top 5 Hurricane Isaac Safety Protocols (for the Extremely Lazy)
1. Put all of your valuables on an inflatable pool floatie
2. Grab a twelve-pack and sit on top of the tallest double-wide in the entire trailer park
3. Move from table-and-chairs to the higher-seated bar stools in the restaurant
4. Dump extra-absorbent tampons everywhere
5. Scuba mask for stealth lootingSpeak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!