Top 5 Things We Learned from the Cycling Doping Scandal
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1. People actually care enough about bike riding to cheat at it
2. Cycling is not interesting unless it feature superhumans
3. As long as people think you’re a winner, you can bag a hot rock star even if you’re ugly, a total liar, and only packing half the goods
4. Consuming performance dulling substances does not make us any more interested in watching cycling
5. There’s been an entire sport centered around seeing who can consume the most illegal drugs, and we weren’t invited
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