Top 5 Ways to Spend $500,000 on Clothes
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1. Buy 500,000 T-Shirts on the Las Vegas Strip
2. Belt buckle that doubles as Batman‘s utility belt
3. Only purchase clothes that come directly off of a stripper who is wearing them
4. Videodrome helmet (the original, not the crappy upcoming remake)
5. Knock-off Iron Man suit that uses magnets and portable fans
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