Top 5 Worst Things to Say When Paul Ryan Buys You a Chili Dog
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1. “No thanks, eating chili dogs always leads to embarrassing erections in public”
2. “You know, Palin would always buy everyone beer”
3. “Do you still have keys to the Wienermobile?”
4. “Do you work here?”
5. “I hear Ayn Rand could eat a whole hot dog without chewing”
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