Top 5 Forms of South African Elephant Birth Control
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1. A garbage bag and a huge rubber band
2. A real-sized photo of a baby elephant and a real-sized photo of their own vagina
3. Health board recommends aphrodisiac made from ground Elephant penis
4. Elephants trained in alternate forms of intercourse, such as the little-known trunk-inside-trunk
5. New product: Elephant Jack Daniels
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