Top 5 Signs Your Girlfriend Is Slowly Poisoning You with Visine

 
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    August 14, 2012 at 11:19 am

    1. Your formerly red tongue has turned clear

    2. Bloodshot eyes make you inexplicably hungry

    3. You find it impossible to blink

    4. The sight of Ben Stein doesn’t make you nauseous

    5. You gain the ability to clean things by peeing on them

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