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August 14, 2012 at 5:30 am

Being tacky, lazy, and ignorantly brazen is what we do: We’re Americans. Our forefathers kicked the crap out of the British so we could have the right to never do anything athletic or demure, again.

Ned Hardy understands American pride. It’s eating a meal the size of your children, then working it off with a quick zip in the wheelchair to Wendy’s. Click here for the full article.

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